walk up into the club like where are the penguins?
is nobody going to talk about the fact that this was in an actual nicki minaj song that she released to the public
hey can you hold my boner really quick
will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.
stages of liking anime:
- heehee kawaii desu ne, nya? i loved the latest episode, so suteki. moar yaoi pleez XD
- God I can’t believe I genuinely liked this shit. Why did I talk like that oh my god I’m so embarrassed I hate stupid anime.
- why the titans is big
Remember how Kangaroo Jack was relentlessly marketed as a family film about a talking kangaroo in a hoodie who does impressions in the trailers and commercials and was even nominated for an MTV Movie Award for best CGI character and his nominee clip reel included all those scenes specifically and then you finally got around to seeing Kangaroo Jack when it was on cable and it turned out to be a movie about two friends looking for a sweater and also Christopher Walken wants to kill them and the kangaroo was actually barely in the movie? Actually here’s a better question do you fucking remember Kangaroo Jack