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Posted on 15th Sep at 10:14 PM, with 35,982 notes
how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

Posted on 15th Sep at 9:51 PM, with 2,649 notes

orbsteeb:

corporeality is a scam. text “GET ME OUTTA THIS THING” to 1-800-SHITBODY and “find the new you” as

  • spectral radience (orb only) on amateur romanian ghosthunter’s camcorder footage
  • repeating fragment of text (specify, keep it PG please) on eerie green computer display in abandoned russian nuclear silo
  • otherworldly energy blast from hero’s eyes, hands
  • just a normal, casual ghost. jeans, graphic tshirt. take it easy. 
  • screaming skull launched from villain’s screaming skull launcher (the launcher is screaming too)
  • crystals
  • an itching, jagged memory, buried too deep to be parsed consciously, bedeviling exlover unto death (specify which)
Posted on 15th Sep at 9:38 PM, with 5,659 notes

dolllified:

remember when quentin tarantino guest judged on american idol

Posted on 15th Sep at 9:19 PM, with 3,067 notes

jackwhynand:

wizardick:

jackwhynand:

can someone explain to me why people like booker

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NO PLEASE IM SORRY NOT YOU

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